What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:26

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill